Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
Humor is reason gone mad.