I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…well I have others.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is gone, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it...