Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…well I have others.
Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.