It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.