I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.

I am not strange. I am just not normal.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

I am very sorry, but I am infinitely more intelligent than these three professors, and I therefore refuse to be examined by them. I know more about Raphael than all of you altogether.

Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.

This is very important because I work constantly in the moment of sleep. All of my best ideas come through my dreams.

I believe in general death but in the death of Dalí absolutely not.

Repulsion is the sentry that guards the gate to all that we most desire.

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.