If you can't appreciate what you've got, you'd better get what you can appreciate.

The only fundamental and possible socialism is the socialisation of the selective breeding of man.

But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

Marriage is the most licentious of human institutions . . . that is the secret of its popularity.

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

I find it easy to forgive the man who invented a devilish instrument like dynamite, but how can one ever forgive the diabolical mind that invented the Nobel Prize in Literature?