I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…well I have others.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

This isn't a particularly novel observation, but the world is full of people who think they can manipulate the lives of others merely by getting a law passed.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.