If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

A metaphor is like a simile.

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

I wrote a few children's books… not on purpose.