One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.