It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?'

Good morning, Eeyore, shouted Piglet. Good morning, Little Piglet, said Eeyore. If it is a good morning, he said. Which I doubt, said he. Not that it matters, he.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

If you stop painting policemen in order to paint windmills, criticism remains so overpoweringly policeman-conscious that even a windmill is seen as something with arms out, obviously directing the traffic.

Tiggers don't like honey.

Pooh, said Rabbit kindly, you haven't any brain. I know, said Pooh humbly.

Would you mind coming with me, Piglet, in case they turn out to be Hostile Animals?