The secret of a happy life is to do work you enjoy and then you'll be too busy to know whether you're happy or not.
George Bernard Shaw
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery - it's the sincerest form of learning.
He never does a proper thing without giving an improper reason for it.