It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

When in doubt, take a bath...

What's the good of resisting temptation? There'll always be more.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

To err is human - but it feels divine.