It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.