If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
W. C. Fields
Beds are dangerous. More people die in bed than anywhere else.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I must have a drink of breakfast.
The news of my death is greatly exaggerated.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.