Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.

The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Women always excel men in that sort of wisdom which comes from experience. To be a woman is in itself a terrible experience.

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.

All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.