No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight.
The most curious social convention of the great age in which we live is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
After all all he did was string together a lot of old well-known quotations.
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.
Penetrating so many secrets, we cease to believe in the unknowable. But there it sits nevertheless, calmly licking its chops.