Love is the answer but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
His face was knotted with rage. He felt like fainting but couldn't remember the proper way to fall.