I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
I read ‘War and Peace' in 20 minutes, he says. It's about Russia.
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
Marshall McLuhan predicted books would become art objects at some point. He was right.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?