Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
Raised by two mothers...wow, most of us barely survive one.
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists.