My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.
I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, 'My boy's got learnin'!'
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Tweets? That stuff kills conversation. And people taking pictures with their phone or recording you, sometimes surreptitiously, is creepy. They come up and just start talking to you, and you can see the red light on their phone.
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
Carpe Diem! Make your lives extraordinary.
I was only a leading man for a minute; now I'm a character actor.
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
When I’m riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence.
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.