And what sort of lives do these people, who pose as being moral, lead themselves? My dear fellow, you forget that we are in the native land of the hypocrite.

Oscar Wilde
Profession: Dramatist
Nationality: Irish
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A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
No son of mine should ever take the side of the Puritans: that is always an error.
No artist desires to prove anything. Even things that are true can be proved.
Better to take pleasure in a rose than to put its root under a microscope.