Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Fran Lebowitz
Profession: Journalist
Nationality: American
Some suggestions for you :
When Toni Morrison said 'write the book you want to read,' she didn't mean everybody.
A book is not supposed to be a mirror. It's supposed to be a door.
If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.