Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
All I know is I was possibly the only woman in the world dedicated to inner peace and tranquility who would end up with varicose veins of the neck from shouting.
Insanity is hereditary. You can catch it from your kids.