I'm a registered, vetted gun owner, but that's because I live way out in the country, like way out in the middle of nowhere. -- Naomi Judd
Some suggestions for you :
Whatever I feel is felt against my will so that I can write that I felt it.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks just as much as you do.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.
We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles.