America faces a fundamental choice: either the blessings of liberty or the servitude of liberalism. In the political struggle for survival, one or the other is headed for extinction. -- Nancy Pearcey
Some suggestions for you :
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
When we do deals, it's not, 'Ah, it's a million bucks, who cares?' The penny means something.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.