I never taught my girls to play golf; they all played softball. -- Nancy Lopez

Some suggestions for you :

When I became proficient as a salesman I was invited to teach new hires.

Change in all things is sweet.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out of American dream?

Return good for good; return evil with justice.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

Hangover: the wrath of grapes.

Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.

All things deteriorate in time.

Morality is a contraband in war.

When you strike at a king, you must kill him.

I am not a heavy drinker. Sometimes I can go hours without a drink.

Look at how a single candle can both defy and define the darkness.

It is kind of ironic that they caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol in case it harms the baby. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way.