If it's not 100 per cent pure maple syrup, it can't be called 'pure maple syrup.' -- Nancy Greene

Some suggestions for you :

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom.

Ignorance and error are necessary to life, like bread and water.

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid; the vast limits of their knowledge.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

The less men think, the more they talk.

What will our children do in the morning if they do not see us fly?

Whatever gets you through the night.

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

When there is no hope in the future, the present appears atrociously bitter.

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked.

The harder you work the luckier you get.

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.

Childhood is the sleep of reason.