I'm on a search for the truth. -- Nancy Grace
Some suggestions for you :
When I was in college, I wanted to be involved in things that would change the world.
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when".
When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you.
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.