To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off. -- Nancy Friday
Some suggestions for you :
There are only two things a child will share willingly, communicable diseases and his mother's age.
When you appeal to force theres one thing you must never do - lose.
When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
The ground's generosity takes in our compost and grows beauty! Try to be more like the ground.
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopaedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations.
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.