Until now, I was insecure and I believed what the people around me said in regarding what I should sing. -- Namie Amuro

Some suggestions for you :

The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn't going to rise up against capitalism. The only time they'll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom a grab more beer.

A majority of young people seem to develop mental arteriosclerosis forty years before they get the physical kind. Another question: why do some people remain open and elastic into extreme old age, whereas others become rigid and unproductive before they're fifty?

When love beckons to you, follow him.

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.

Law is mind without reason.

Morality is a contraband in war.

Every employee rises to the level of this own competence.

My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

The ground's generosity takes in our compost and grows beauty! Try to be more like the ground.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around.

A good maxim allows you to have the last word without even starting a conversation.

I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.