If I get to wrapped up in how I have to be, or what I have to do, things gradually get worse and worse. -- Namie Amuro

Some suggestions for you :

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopaedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Motivation doesn't last, neither does shower. That why we need it everyday.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation.

Things always go quicker with two working at it.

I'm not into business at all.

Remember that time is money.

Formal education will make you a living. Self-education make you a fortune.