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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Poverty is the worst form of violence.
When lovers kiss on the cheeks, it is because they are searching, feeling for one another's lips. Lovers are made by a kiss.
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Half a truth is often a great lie.
A friend is a second self.
When I was young, people lived from paycheck to paycheck. Today, it seems like they live from credit card payment to credit card payment.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Full effort is full victory.
When superstition is allowed to perform the task of old age in dulling the human temperament, we can say goodbye to all excellence in poetry, in painting, and in music.
When we do deals, it's not, 'Ah, it's a million bucks, who cares?' The penny means something.
Where there is life, there is love.