Some suggestions for you :
When I spent time with my father, it wasn't playing ball in the back yard. I came to his office and listened to him do business or sat in on meetings. I walked job sites. On Saturday, we'd see my grandfather in Queens for a couple hours, and then he'd say, 'Let's go collect rent!'
When I write something, every word of it is meant. I can't say it enough.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight'.
When you stop planning and preparing . . . you stop winning.
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.
What we women need to do, instead of worrying about what we don't have, is just love what we do have.
There are times when it is one's duty to assert oneself.
Commitment is what transforms a promise into reality.
When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.
