Some suggestions for you :
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
I always invest in companies that an idiot could run because one day they will.
When we see persons of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see persons of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
A happy life is one which is in accordance with its own nature.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
When there is no desire, all things are at peace.
Whatever happens, just keep smiling and lose yourself in love.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight'.
Whatsoever is, is in God, and without God nothing can be, or be conceived.
The only remedy for love is to love more.
Faults are soon copied.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline-it helps if you have some kind of football team , or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.
A life of peace purity and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old age.
