Some suggestions for you :
Either move or be moved.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline-it helps if you have some kind of football team , or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.
I didn't come out of a cereal box.
When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight'.
It is important for our friends to believe we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Honesty is love.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
When prosperity comes, do not use all of it.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war.
The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Morality is a contraband in war.