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Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
When life does not find a singer to sing her heart, she produces a philosopher to speak her mind.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Life is like cooking: before choosing what you love, try everything…
When it comes to love, compassion, and other feelings of the heart, I am rich.
When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
When I was young, I had to learn the fundamentals of basketball. You can have all the physical ability in the world, but you still have to know the fundamentals.
Read much, but not many books.
I didn't come out of a cereal box.
The garden of love is green without limit and yields many fruits other than sorrow or joy. Love is beyond either condition: without spring, without autumn, it is always fresh.
I have found the best way to give advice to children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.