Out of my desire to complete Iraq's independence and to finish the withdrawal of the occupation forces from our holy lands, I am obliged to halt military operations of the honest Iraqi resistance until the withdrawal of the occupation forces is complete. -- Muqtada al Sadr

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If I love you, what business is it of yours?

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

Whatever we may say about the soul going to the sky... we know there is no sky but only an atmosphere.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.

Life is the train, not the station.

The cure for the pain is in the pain.

When I write something, every word of it is meant. I can't say it enough.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

When states like Alabama and Arizona passed some of the harshest immigration laws in history, my Attorney General took them on in court and we won.

A good maxim allows you to have the last word without even starting a conversation.

When men come to like a sea-life, they are not fit to live on land.

A really great talent finds its happiness in execution.