Democratic systems based on the concept of a homogeneous nation such as England are very definitely not applicable to heterogeneous countries such as India, and this simple fact is the root cause of India's constitutional ills. -- Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Some suggestions for you :
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.
Music and fashion combined make such a lethal weapon in my opinion.
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
A good maxim allows you to have the last word without even starting a conversation.