America is so afraid of terror and terrorism to the point that they don't allow people to move around freely and see what they wish to see. I really wish to see the whole of America, if it is possible. -- Muammar al-Gaddafi

Some suggestions for you :

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

When you write, you don't have the social constraints of having people in front of you, so you talk about abstract matters.

Man is the artificer of his own happiness.

When I was playing before I retired, I never really understood the appreciation and the respect that people gave me. People had treated me like a god or something, and that was very embarrassing.

Everybody has to believe in something… I believe I'll have another drink.

When I write, I can shake off all my cares.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Having a two-year-old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

The world is full of good people who do bad things!

If you want to earn more, learn more.

Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.

The lover visible, the Beloved invisible: whose crazy idea was this?