When I'm abroad, I burn all my money on Broadway. -- Mouni Roy

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The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn't going to rise up against capitalism. The only time they'll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom a grab more beer.

It is kind of ironic that they caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol in case it harms the baby. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way.

Making a decision is only the beginning of things.

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.

When you give directives to a child, especially a teenager, you must consider the nature of your child.

Maybe the moon is beautiful only because it is far.

Nothing moves without having been moved.

Don’t ever let somebody tell you…you can’t do something. You got a dream... you gotta protect it. People can’t do something themselves... they wanna tell you you can’t do it. If you want something go get it.

All I want now is to look at life.

When I trade, I don't have an agency problem; I have my neck on the line. When a bank or banker trades, it's not his neck on the line.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.