See, I have set before you this day life and good, death and evil... I have set before you life and death, blessing and curse therefore choose life. -- Moses

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Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble.

I don't want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

If I do good, I feel good...If I do bad, I feel bad.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Don't ask, How will I climb the mountain, just climb the mountain.

Evil is the absence of God.

Much about success is just the result of simply the ability to follow up, follow through, and finish what we started.

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive.

When strength is yoked with justice, where is a mightier pair than they?

It's funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

Education is the best provision for old age.

A true friend stabs you in the front.