I have no idea what I'm doin'. I've never seen me. -- Mose Allison

Some suggestions for you :

What's called a difficult decision is a difficult decision because either way you go there are penalties.

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair.

The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn't going to rise up against capitalism. The only time they'll rise up is during a commercial break to either go to the bathroom a grab more beer.

What will our children do in the morning if they do not see us fly?

Books are the liberated spirits of men.

We are all instruments endowed with feeling and memory. Our senses are so many strings that are struck by surrounding objects and that also frequently strike themselves.

I could stay with you forever, and never realize the time.

When a man destroys his fellow, people say that such a one is a murderer. When one set in authority destroys, it is said that this one is a faithful judge.

When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is nothing more to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader.

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who like women never notice what they wear.

Childhood is the sleep of reason.

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.

I accepted the interviews and encounters that had to be held with the media, but I would have preferred to work in peace.

The quickest way to make a million? Marry it.