What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
George Bernard Shaw
All intellectual labor is inherently humorous.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
The solid earth sways like the treacherous sea beneath the feet of men and spirits alike when the innocent are slain in the name of law, and their wrongs are undone by slandering the pure of heart.
The road to ignorance is paved with good editors.
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.