Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

Some suggestions for you :

We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.

Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.

If I were a woman, I'd simply refuse to speak to any man or do anything for men until I'd got the vote.

Our language is the language of Shakespeare, Thompson and Milton, as we sit and croon like bilious pigeons.

In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

People don't have their virtues and vices in sets: they have them anyhow: all mixed.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of.

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.