Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it. If people are disillusioned by that remark, I can't help it. It's the truth.
I like to walk in rain, so that nobody can see my tears.
Although some we rarely see, the thought of them is comforting, like the pleasure of knowing there is a mooring somewhere, if occasionally we want to sail into port.
Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.