Flattery is all right so long as you don't inhale.
Adlai E. Stevenson
Communism is the corruption of a dream of justice.
You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth.
Patriotism is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.