When I came back to Dublin I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

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I am a daylight atheist.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

What an author likes to write most is his signature on the back of a cheque.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.

No man can discover his own talents.