Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

William Somerset Maugham
Profession: Novelist
Nationality: British

Some suggestions for you :
I'm clever, I know it, and why shouldn't I acknowledge it?' While.
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
It's a habit, and I'm just as uncomfortable if I don't read as if I don't smoke.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
It is one of the defects of my character that I cannot altogether dislike anyone who makes me laugh.
Life was not so horrible if it was meaningless, and he faced it with a strange sense of power. CIX.