Kill my boss? Do I dare live out of American dream?

Some suggestions for you :

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

Meeting Aliens Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.