The quickest way to make a million? Marry it.

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I have learned that not diamonds but divorce lawyers are a girl's best friend.

The feather in your cap is to get a man you love who'll marry you.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.

The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.

I always liked parties. You meet people; you can have fun.

I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

If you can fight directly with your mother, you can save a fortune in psychiatrist's bills.

The minute I understand a man, he is no longer exciting and a challenge to me. And the last thing in the world I want is for a man to understand me and know what's always going on inside my head. It takes away from all my mystery, which, as I've told you before, is the most important thing between a man and a woman.

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.

It's not hard to find a new husband, but someone who is, for an example, a good bridge partner for you comes along once in a lifetime.