Hangover: the wrath of grapes.

Dorothy Parker
Profession: Poet
Nationality: American

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What is life, anyway? A death sentence. The longest distance between two points.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
He and I had an office so tiny, that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.