I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill
Profession: Statesman
Nationality: British

Some suggestions for you :
We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes.
Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.
It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required.
Baldwin thought Europe was a bore, and Chamberlain thought it was only a greater Birmingham.