Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with, has no right to complain if the sparks fly in his face. - Ben Franklin.

He that waits upon fortune, is never sure of a dinner.

Since thou are not sure of a minute, throw not away an hour.

He that cannot obey, cannot command.

What condition of man most deserves pity?" - Franklin offered: "A lonesome man on a rainy day who does not know how to read.

Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.

We don't mind spending 15 years on education, why not the same to become a better human being?

Without Freedom of Thought, there can be no such Thing as Wisdom; and no such Thing as publick Liberty, without Freedom of Speech; which is the Right of every Man, as far as by it, he does not hurt or controul the Right of another: And this is the only Check it ought to suffer, and the only Bounds it ought to know.

I am lord of myself, accountable to none.

But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

Work while it is called today for you know not how much you may be hindered tomorrow.

Clean your Finger, before you point at my Spots.

Well done is better than well said.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.