If your friend is honey, don't lick him thoroughly.

You should have done it on the wedding night, you fool.

Who came back from the grave and told the story?

We praised the bride, and she was found pregnant.

They ate our food, and forgot our names.

They asked the mule who his father was.

They asked the female cat why her kittens were of different colors; she said she is embarrassed to say no.

There is no blindness but the blindness of the heart.

The only difference between the cucumber and water is the moving of the teeth.

The multitude is stronger than the king.

The bald woman boasts of her sister's hair.

The anger of a woman is mighty and the devil's trickery weak.

Pretend that you are crazy, you will live.

One hundred alcoholics are better than one gambler.

No one will say, "My father is incontinent." Everyone will say, "He is a man of advice and wisdom."

If you are ugly, be winsome.

If there is any profit in partnership, two will share a woman.

If the tail of the dog can save me, I don't care about its stench.

If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars?

If someone hits you with a stone, hit him with bread; your bread will return to you and his stone will return to him.

If my belly is of glass, I will fill it with bread and chicken; if it is a closed cellar, I will fil

If he gives you a rope, tie him with it.

How lovely is the sun after rain, and how lovely is laughter after sorrow.

Hit him with a bean, he will break.

He who wants to be famous will have many a sleepless night.

He who spends a night with a chicken will cackle in the morning.

He who is covered with other people's clothes is naked.

He said, "My uncle is the horse."

He ate one fig and he thought the autumn had come.

Don't trust the horses if they run away, or the whores if they repent.

Because he has so many trades, he is unemployed.

After I saw what my mother did, I will never trust a widow.

A bull went to impregnate a cow, and he came back a fetus.