Love is like peeing you're pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it's warmth.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.
New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive.
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
Adlai E. Stevenson
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
When one is dead, it is for a long while.
Hunger is the best sauce in the world.
Miguel de Cervantes
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.