I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Don't tell your friends about your indigestion. 'How are you' is a greeting, not a question.

Marriage: A friendship recognized by the police.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

If your friend don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.

Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are com

It is important for our friends to believe we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Family and friends and faith are the most important things in your life.

Friendly, yes. Friend, never.

Friendship is something that is cultivated.

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Friendship is such an important thing to me, and I feel like the people who I love and help keep me whole - I can't imagine a life without them.

Friendship is also about liking a person for their failings, their weakness. It's also about mutual help, not about exploitation.

Friendship is one of our most treasured relationships, but it isn't codified and celebrated; it's never going to give you a party.

Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.

Friendship is perfect when virtuous men love the good in one another; for virtue gives more delight than beauty, and is untouched by time.

Friendship can only be addition to, not a substitute for true love.

Friends help when they are not asked. Entreri.

Friends are sometimes a big help when they share your feelings. In the context of decisions, the friends who will serve you best are those who understand your feelings but are not overly impressed by them.

Friendship demands attention.

Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious thing.

Friendship is inexplicable, it should not be explained if one doesn't want to kill it.

Friendship—my definition—is built on two things, he said. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble.

Friends love misery, in fact. Sometimes, especially if we are too lucky or too successful or too pretty, our misery is the only thing that endears us to our friends.

Friendship is one of the most tangible things in a world which offers fewer and fewer supports.

Friendship is two-sided. It isn't a friend just because someone's doing something nice for you. That's a nice person. There's friendship when you do for each other. It's like marriage - it's two-sided.

Friends are the siblings God never gave us.

Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph; with time it fades.

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.

Friendships are discovered rather than made.

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness.

Friendship- my definition- is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble.

Friends will hand over anything that is needed and think nothing of it!

Friendship – my definition – is built on two things. Respect and trust. Both elements have to be there. And it has to be mutual. You can have respect for someone, but if you don't have trust, the friendship will crumble.

Friend of my bosom, thou more than a brother, Why wert thou not born in my father's dwelling?

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue.